THE RUBBER FROGG, SPOTTY HOGG BLEWS
By Trev Teasdel with Steve Brimson and Pete Webb, Shilton 1972


Woke up dis morning
Dust my Rubber Frogg
Yeah, Woke up dis morning
Dusted my Rubber Frogg.
Goin’ down de railroad
Me an’ my Spotty Hogg.


Went past de church yard
Turd turned in it’s grave
Yeah, went past de churchyard
Turd turned in it’s grave.
You know I should have known better
that to stand right by and wave.


(Oh Mop my Sweaty brow mama)


I went out dis evening
Shot my derringer dogg
Yeah, went out dis morning
shot my Derringer Dogg.
I sped down the highway,
Me and my Potty Trogg.


I went past de supermarket
Saw the custard curdle in it’s pan
Yeah, went past de supermarket
saw that custard curdle in it’s pan.
You know I should’ve known better
but you know just what I am.


(Oh Rock on Rubber Frogg)


I woke up this morning,
shaved my hairy tongue.
Yeah, woke up this morning
Shaved my hairy tongue.
I slid down the staircase
with my bald-headed tongue.


I went to the bathroom
a wart wilted on my nose
i went to the bathroom
wart wilted on my nose
You know I could’ve done better
but you know how the story goes.


Oh take it to the dry cleaners.


My fairy godmom saw me
a star topped wavin’ wand
yeah my fairy godmom saw me
her hair was filthy and was blond.
Den I woke my eyes to morning light
An seen I musta been conned.