{"id":119,"date":"2016-10-05T03:28:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-05T02:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/2016\/10\/05\/rubber-frogg\/"},"modified":"2016-10-05T03:28:00","modified_gmt":"2016-10-05T02:28:00","slug":"rubber-frogg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/2016\/10\/05\/rubber-frogg\/","title":{"rendered":"Rubber Frogg"},"content":{"rendered":"

THE RUBBER FROGG, SPOTTY HOGG BLEWS<\/span><\/b>
\nBy Trev Teasdel with Steve Brimson and Pete Webb, Shilton 1972<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nWoke up dis morning<\/span>
\nDust my Rubber Frogg<\/span>
\nYeah, Woke up dis morning<\/span>
\nDusted my Rubber Frogg.<\/span>
\nGoin’ down de railroad<\/span>
\nMe an’ my Spotty Hogg.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nWent past de church yard<\/span>
\nTurd turned in it’s grave<\/span>
\nYeah, went past de churchyard<\/span>
\nTurd turned in it’s grave.<\/span>
\nYou know I should have known better<\/span>
\nthat to stand right by and wave.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\n(Oh Mop my Sweaty brow mama)<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nI went out dis evening<\/span>
\nShot my derringer dogg<\/span>
\nYeah, went out dis morning<\/span>
\nshot my Derringer Dogg.<\/span>
\nI sped down the highway,<\/span>
\nMe and my Potty Trogg.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nI went past de supermarket<\/span>
\nSaw the custard curdle in it’s pan<\/span>
\nYeah, went past de supermarket<\/span>
\nsaw that custard curdle in it’s pan.<\/span>
\nYou know I should’ve known better<\/span>
\nbut you know just what I am.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\n(Oh Rock on Rubber Frogg)<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nI woke up this morning,<\/span>
\nshaved my hairy tongue.<\/span>
\nYeah, woke up this morning<\/span>
\nShaved my hairy tongue.<\/span>
\nI slid down the staircase<\/span>
\nwith my bald-headed tongue.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nI went to the bathroom<\/span>
\na wart wilted on my nose<\/span>
\ni went to the bathroom<\/span>
\nwart wilted on my nose<\/span>
\nYou know I could’ve done better<\/span>
\nbut you know how the story goes.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nOh take it to the dry cleaners.<\/span>
\n
<\/span>
\nMy fairy godmom saw me<\/span>
\na star topped wavin’ wand<\/span>
\nyeah my fairy godmom saw me<\/span>
\nher hair was filthy and was blond.<\/span>
\nDen I woke my eyes to morning light<\/span>
\nAn seen I musta been conned.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THE RUBBER FROGG, SPOTTY HOGG BLEWS By Trev Teasdel with Steve Brimson and Pete Webb, Shilton 1972 Woke up dis morning Dust my Rubber Frogg Yeah, Woke up dis morning Dusted my Rubber Frogg. Goin’ down de railroad Me an’ … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsrainbow.com\/trevteasdellyrics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}